POSITION #1 – The Congress of the Cow
The Congress of the Cow is one of the Kama Sutra poses and is one of the equality positions where both male and female partners play an equal role. Equality—that’s good, I like that. The woman arranges herself in front of the upright man as a cow might in front of her bull, both hands and both feet on the ground—doesn’t sound equal to me—and as the man mounts her she pushes against him to increase the pleasure, as he thrusts, mooing to encourage the greatest orgasm.
Ok. Well aside from the mooing part, this one doesn’t sound so bad. I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t nervous, but a little part of me—and I’m not saying which part exactly—is definitely excited for the challenge. It’s been a long time coming and I’m ready.
Wish me luck, I’m off to find me an unsuspecting bull!